Hairy pissers

Do you mind if I look to see where your pee-pee comes from? I still cant quite see the hole. Can you do a little widdle so I can see where it comes out? Oh I see, yes, lovely, dont stop. It so warm, tis so pretty, and your hairy minge smells, so rich and strange...
Do you mind if I look for see where I could hide an erect penis in amongst all those folds and flaps and furbelows?